This Dive Bar Adventure is rated NC-17, it contains transvestite go-go dancers, Beer & Babe strippers, uber-gay barflys and one Big Orange Bus into the Valley! (no I am serious it does contain all that)

If you or any of your guests have any personal, religious, moral, or ethical issues with the above lifestyles..

DO NOT RSVP FOR THIS JOURNEY..

While on this adventure, any off color comment, slur, hand gesture, or any insulting or derogatory behavior will have you BANNED IMMEDIATELY from the group, and your profile will be sent to MEETUP Headquarters for removal from the network. Any slight barb or unkind wise-crack said out loud might create an unsafe situation for the group as a whole, not to mention stain my reputation as a Dive Bar Host...

Get Ready for the Adventure of a Lifetime! History is going to be made my dear adventurers! Accept no imitations in your Night Life Meetups! When you want Dive Bars and Adventure, there is only one Mister Blinky!

This is a costume excursion: 60-70's Sexual Revolution gear! The stranger the better! Hippies, Beatniks, flowerpower, militant butch fems, cross-dressing roller disco men, or even your favorite 70's porn star! If you don't have a 70's themed costume you will not be awarded the prized glowy band, acknowledged by your host, and you will listed as a no-show!

We begin the early evening at a Gay Dive Bar in Hollywood. This seedy little bar is the home of a great jukebox, cheap beer, and some very gay barflys. I didn't think gay barflys existed until I visited this hole in the wall..

4pm Start...
The SpotLight Bar
1601 N Cahuenga Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90028-6201
[masked]
www.spotlightbar.com

From here we travel onto the Red Line at Hollywood and Vine Station just around the block. Where we hop on the Underground to reach the Valley!

If your are thirsty still or hunkerin for a nibble, we can grab a quick spicy chicken wing and a beer at Big Wangs, a true dive in Hollywood, and not soo authentic dive in NoHo.. But great list of beers here and of course the wanna be hooter waitresses man the stations... Honey you have come a long way! Why no Hooterish Guys? stay tuned they are coming up...

Big Wangs NoHo
5300 Lankershim Blvd
North Hollywood, CA 91601
[masked]

After a brief Chick N' Wing stop, we board the Big Orange Bus!!! Your Red Line Metro All Day Pass is still good!

So we have done the gay dive, now the heterosexual man dive Babes & Beer. This is a "with booze" strip club if their license is still good. It is dicey and enticing in a sticky kind of way... Do not expect Super Models here.. These are working valley girls, so bring your dollar bills... Cheesy music, cheep beer and even cheesier babes abound.. Hmmm smell the hormones! Thank you sexual revolution!

Babes & Beer
www.babenbeer.com
18454 Oxnard St
Tarzana, CA 91356-1578
[masked]

So far Gay dive? check, Man Dive? check, how about a Viagra Cougar/Snaggletooth Den.. Oh yea I got that covered too.. We journey to the Club Sixty-25, where I could not find anyone under 35 in the entire place... Live cover band playing your favorite 70's soul and rock as only an all white cover band can destroy it in the heat of the valley... If you can't stand the heat of a 65 year olds pistol on hour 4 poking you...Just Thank the Science of the Sexual Revolution making it all possible!!! Still can't take it? Then go across the street to a Russian Club for some Soviet Folk Rock dancing.. at ? Ivans ?..

Club Sixty 25
6025 Reseda Blvd
Tarzana, CA 91356
[masked]

(Before you Freak out too much.. This was my UCLA Sociology Gender Project... Follow my shaving and all on my FaceBook page.. Click Here)

Oh but we aren't done yet!!! I saved the best for last! Ladies we haven't forgotten you in your sexual revolution! Get ready for the Oxwood Inn... This is a Lesbian Dive Bar! But tonight you will need your prescription eye wear to guess who is male or female cause its "Club Shine" night!!! That's Transgender night! So besides the older regular lesbian barfly's you will also be overwhelmed by the cross dressing men and the men who love cross dressing men!!! (Need good old folks and food? Baronnes is across the street and they got a piano bar manned by AARP! Don't chicken out here, your almost done!

Get your disco shoes on cause the DJ here is great and the music floor is wide open~~

Club Shine @ the Oxwood Inn
13713 Oxnard St
Van Nuys, CA 91401
[masked]
www.oxwoodinn.com/

This is last years Halloween, but every Wens and Sat is Halloween!

So Before the Orange Line Shuts down, we speed away back to Holly Weird! And grab a night cap at the Beauty Bar! Fix your blonde highlights here and get down off your platform shoes cause... Its Club Hussy Night! with DJ Myles.. Unless its too packed then its around the corner to the Frolic Room!

Beauty Bar
1638 N Cahuenga Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90028
[masked]
www.beautybar.com

YOUR GEAR AND INFO:

1) 70's Sexual Costume!
2) Spare cash for subway, strippers, drinks, and cover if group too big and miss our club deadlines
3) Cellphone: Call me if lost or late [masked]
4) Got Smartphone? Track me on Google Latitude: