Mandatory Fun Club - The Meaningless Video Game Competition

For this meeting of the Mandatory Fun Club, we will be having a video game competition. Someone will win for almost entirely arbitrary reasons. The rest of us will be the losers, but we will get prizes (note: they will be stupid prizes, befitting losers). The winner gets nothing, except the meaningless glory. Unless, of course, I win, in which case the glory is well-earned and I shall bask in it. Bring $5.00 to offset the cost of food, please.

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