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Omnipresent Atheists Message Board › Top 10 Signs You're A Christian Fundamentalist

Top 10 Signs You're A Christian Fundamentalist

Columbus, OH
Post #: 14
Top 10 Signs You're A Christian Fundamentalist
I think the title says it all. Catchy music too.
A former member
Post #: 5
#1. You believe that GOD created the Earth some 6000 years ago.

#2. When an atheist asks you, What about the dinosaur bones? You reply with, GOD put those there to test our faith.

#3. You believe that 9ll was (not) an inside job, because FOX NEWS would never lie to you.

#4. You believe that you can commit any sin you want, because JESUS died for all your sins, so why not have a good time at everyone else's expense.

#5. It is your duty to try to convert atheists in order to save their souls from eternal damnation.

#6. Satan is everywhere, so the faithful must attend church every week to receive GOD's protection.

#7. When asked why you believe in God? You behave like a deer caught in the headlights. Then you begin spewing some preprogrammed response that totally fails to answer the question.

#8. You totally lack the ability to apply logic and reason to religious dogma.

#9. You know that GOD will let you into heaven when you die, because you are a true believer in everything your pastor preached.

#10. You force your children to attend church every week for as long as they live under your roof.
A former member
Post #: 2
That's a pretty fair summary, but many fundies I know are big time creationism nuts, and believe in people like Ken Ham's nonsensical teachings.
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