In the words of Jack Nicholson, are you 'Suckered in, set up, pushed around?' Don't worry, whatever you've been doing thus far is not As Good as It Gets.

Are you saddled with an active brain, a healthy dose of cynicism, a great sense of humor with a sharp wit (maybe even some acerbic sarcasm), bit of shyness, possibly a latent mental disorder or two, some good old fashioned baggage, and perchance stuck between arrogance and lacking self-confidence? Do others see you as aloof but in reality, you know deep down you're awesome but you just can't bear the thought of trying to convince others when they should really just 'get' you?

Are you into music, wine, beer, great food, and conversation (when it's needed - otherwise silent pauses are allowed), but tired of doing it all alone or being let down by others (in a myriad of ways)?

Shall we rant and rave? Eat and drink till dawn?

Let's rock.

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  • September 17, 2011 at 11:00 AM, 10 Anti-Social Socialites attended

    ASSemble to honor a truly great artist - Frank Zappa!
    Totally dropped the ball on this one. Jeff Pavel is completely right about the event this year being on Saturday the 17th, aka TOMORROW. My brain is being consumed by... Learn more

  • July 31, 2011 at 5:00 PM, 3 Anti-Social Socialites attended

    Fluid Movement: Mobtown Murder Mystery

    They rated it 5.00 5.002 (2 ratings)

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    This was just great. A must for all ages. Not since Ethel Merman graced the screen, have I seen something of such beauty and grace.

    —Lewis

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    fun fun fun

    —Karen

  • July 13, 2011 at 5:30 PM, 9 Anti-Social Socialites attended

    Mid-month, mid-summer mid-week Happy Hour

    They rated it 5.00 5.004 (4 ratings)

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    Kudos to Dan, who attributed a new adjective to us - ASStounding! I concur, it was good food, good conversation, all around good times!

    —Linda

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    Gorgeous. Absolutely gorgeous group of people. Bright. Articulate. ASStounding!

    —Daniel

  • July 7, 2011 at 8:00 PM, 3 Anti-Social Socialites attended

    Thursday Night AVAM Movies on the Hill are BACK with Airplane!

    They rated it 5.00 5.001 (1 ratings)

    For those of you who prefer to get the info direct from the source, having no patience for me or my written ramblings-on: http://www.avam.org/news-and-events/events/... Learn more

  • June 15, 2011 at 6:00 PM, 10 Anti-Social Socialites attended

    Walk & Dinner

    They rated it 4.00 4.002 (2 ratings)

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    The ASSes that showed up were fun (shame on you sorry ASSes that ditched). ...

    —Jay

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    My highly biASSed opinion is that it was a great meetup.

    —cyberfool

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    "i just replied to this old thread so we could start a new discussion on another happy hour. it's been a while and you must miss having an obnoxious/sarcastic/ASS like me to trade barbs with!..."

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Columbia, MD 21045
Founded Sep 12, 2007
20070912
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