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New Meetup: Linda's birthday happy hour at Houlihan's!

From: user 7.
Sent on: Monday, August 10, 2009 10:48 AM
Thanks to Meetup - the past year has led me to learn of many cool places, and many fun events - but most of all, many awesome people. OK - some jerks - I've met a few, but - hey! And of ALL the friends I have made on meetup - the folks I hold most dear to my little ASSette heart - are you, my fellow ASSes and sistah ASSettes. Can't imagine having a birthday this year and not asking you to help me celebrate it.

I'm 48! I'm feelin' great! C'mon, help me celebrate!

Announcing a new Meetup for The Anti-Social Social (ASS) Club!

What: Linda's birthday happy hour at Houlihan's!

When: August 17,[masked]:00 PM

8240 Gateway Overlook Dr
Elkridge, MD 21075

NOTE: I'll be there at 4 - you show up whenever you can. No worries about that. :)

Yup - shameless self-promotion - what an ASS, huh? But that very day I will celebrate the fact that I exited my mother's warm, comfy uterus and commenced breathing independently, 48 years ago. So this marks my 21st anniversary of being 27. I'm really getting good at it, too.

Happy Birthday, to meeeeeeeee! Wheee!

But I have to leave by 7, which is when Happy Hour is over, anyhow. The nice people at Houlihan's sent me a certificate for a free entree so, if you get there early enough you can lobby for your opinion as to what I should order as I would expect that there are going to be about 16 forks in my food anyway.

Monday is their day for $5 Margaritas - even the top shelf ones - and may I recommend the "Naughty Margarita" as being quite refreshing. I know Trouble is in on this one but this time we have to be much nicer to Jason - it was just wrong to objectify him like that, never mind that he is in fact, a hottie.

Ooooooh. Maybe - but we ALL would have to PROMISE to behave - we could - request him to be our waiter?

I'm not mentioning any names but - we know who we are.

Calling all ASSettes! Come on out and help me revel in the fact that I made it this far and I'm goin' the rest of the way! ASSes are also welcome, because I am all about INCLUSION - I do not deal with EXCLUSION - at - all! Just be prepared for the fact that ASSettes are not your average female of the species - we are infinitely superior to the norm - we are GODDASSes - and our sense of empowerment grows with every additional ASSette who comes and sits her ASS(ette) down with us. But we love our ASS men. Just remember - we are ASS women! True ASSettes!!!!

Come on, let's take over the whole damned restaurant! Rock and Roll! Rant and Rave!! (but not till dawn, I have be home and at least relatively sober for a 9 o'clock presentation) Well, you all can stay till dawn but I have to leave by 7. Well - no, yeah, by 7. I won't want to leave you, but I want to be ready for work. So MAKE ME LEAVE if you have to. Thank you, in advance.

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