NEW YEAR'S DAY HIKE!

Hey Everyone,

Yes my very dear MHers, it's true, I'm afraid this is it; the last hike for the Moderate Hikers. 😢

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For 2015... hahahahahaha! 😁

So get 'yer asses out here in the goddamn cold and do a friggin' hike with me on the first day of 2016 so I'm not freezing my tush out here by myself!

If you missed the Christmas Day hike and emailed/texted/called me, on Christmas Eve... while I was trying to enjoy myself at a party, no less, asking "Where is the hike? I didn't get the email? How come? Where do I go? Can you give me the address?!!"

That's because you didn't RTFD: Read The F*cking Description 😡 and/or... you don't have your email settings set to receive announcements and other important info; otherwise you would've known (and gotten my humble, second email with an address correction 😳 )!

So if you wanna join us.... now you know. Or not, because maybe you're still not RTFDing!! Which is a shame because I guess you'll miss us again. 😜

Whew, okay I feel much better now!

Once again, I will be sending out an email with the location the afternoon before, which is New Year's Eve 🎉

I'm not allowing plus 1s on the hike because I will be limiting attendance. However, doggies are allowed on this one as long as you pick up and pack out their poop! 💩 Our wildlife thanks you for your cooperation! 🐺 🐭 🐸 🐰

It will be in the Connayo-rhymes-with-mayo Valley... about 4 miles... with the usual butt-kicking elevation gain... and we'll be done in about 2 hours or so.

But wait, there's more!

Afterwards, we'll go get some yummy breakfast, which is just what we need after all the Holiday Stuffing-of-the-Faces!! 🍵 🍌 🍩

I don't know about you, but here's what I felt like after all the sugar:

http://photos2.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/9/e/c/1/600_445420641.jpeg

Except that's a dude... and I'm not.

See you there my little barfers!