HIKE 'N PIZZA🍕🍕🍕 EVENT FULL

Hey Everyone,

Wondering who the hell I am? Can't remember since it's been too friggin' long since the last hike?

Well, I'm your Fearless Leader, aka "The Inappropriate One". You know, the one with the filthy mouth...?

Don't worry, you'll recognize me as soon as I start talkin'. And if that doesn't ring your bell, once we start hiking and then move onto pizza, you'll completely forget how long it's been and you won't even care who the hell I am! See? That's how I keep you coming back to the dark side...

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Dammit Dad, I hate it when you invade my space!

Darth Vader is my father. I was trying to keep it a secret, but you know how those alien invaders are; they can't keep anything a fucking secret! And please, I'm not a Star Wars geek, so I don't wanna get into a discussion about the stupid movie; I only liked the first one because my dad was in it and because I was only 12.

Anyway, we'll be hiking the Lang Ranch open space, which has a little bit of everything for everyone; hills, views, fresh air (everyone likes that stuff) and things called "trees". It's about 4 miles and there's a good little butt-kicker climb in the beginning, so if you've never done this hiking thing before, you might wanna skip this one. Seasoned hikers as well as fit beginners will love it! 😁

You can bring your doggies 🐶 as long as you pick up and pack out their poop 💩 and they remained leashed and watered. Mother Nature thanks you!

Afterwards, we'll head over to the alien planet of Westlake Village for some pizza at a place called PitFire. I've never been so if it sucks, we're all in it together.

You can leave your light sabers at home for this one, we'll be done before the sun completely sets.

DIRECTIONS: From the 23 fwy, exit Ave De Los Arboles and head east. Drive until it ends at Westlake Blvd. and turn right. Make your first left onto Lang Ranch Parkway and drive to the end of the road. Plenty of street parking.

Can't wait!!💋‍ 💋‍ 💋‍