Fort-a-thon [Constructive Deconstruction]
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THIS IS NOT AN EVENT FOR CHILDREN !!
Kids, come here to do what TV says not to experiment with at home. But let me reiterate,
THIS IS NOT AN EVENT FOR CHILDREN !!
Tell me you never ever ever ever ever draped a sheet over chairs when you were younger, ripped up the lounge room scourging for resources to build a monstrous fort, your castle. your domain.
On the Bill Hicks Ride, this wonderful journey; life, try to reignite the spark which may have dimmed or has lain dormant within some, but don't take this as a dig, get up, hold your head up and take no shit.
Come meet us out on our last lovely SPRING 2013 adventure and bring something to contribute towards the construction of our eclectic pop up .. in London's backyard, which is conspicuously hidden plain view, in the front ..
Let's build a cubby house, a temporary, possibly multi storied fortress across the park and get a feel of what a day in the life of Izzy must assume.
We plan on going absolutely bonkers so bring your friends, family, pets, egotistical, sociopathic argumentative relatives, because even retards need to have fun, even more so in most cases.
WHAT YOU NEED:
Inspiration for you Contribution:
Pillow
Couch Cousions
Sheets / Blankets
Tarps
Camping Equipment
A food / Beverage item to add to the picnic
a colouring book
your windups / felt pens
Nerf Toys
your inner child
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment ,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!
And if anybody themselves are or know of anybody in the blow up castle fun factory business or have an outdoor ball pit, face painting, parkour, zorbing, acrobatic equipment or skill and would like display or advertise their skill feel free to bring it or contact me on negotiation of a price for your presence is always crucial for a good time .. see that's joy in your face ;)