T-SQL Antipatterns

Agenda:

6:30pm - Pizza, Drinks & Networking provided by DevMynd

7:00pm - Start the presentation

12/11 at 6:30pm: T-SQL Antipatterns

It's not your fault: there are some things that SQL Server just doesn't do very well. Microsoft Certified Master (and recovering developer) Brent Ozar will explain things that compile great, work great on your desktop, but then explode when you try to scale. We'll cover implicit conversions, string processing, functions, and sargability.

Brent Ozar specializes in making SQL Server faster and more reliable. He's a Microsoft Certified Master of SQL Server and MVP, and he has over a decade of experience. He coauthored Professional SQL Server 2008 Internals and Troubleshooting, and he loves sharing knowledge at BrentOzar.com.

Find out more about Brent:

http://www.brentozar.com/

https://twitter.com/brento

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