H69 Trail 302: Half-Summer Celebration

It's the midpoint of summer break. Celebrate it however you wish. In a Pool? In a truck? In a pool-truck hybrid? Whatever you do, make sure you celebrate it with the H69!

We're heading back to the fabled Town of Glastonbury (not the cool Glastonbury of music festival fame - we are hashing in the raw and gritty Glastonbury that has fist fights over school mascots).

Hares: Horse With No Name, Just Owen (Owen is going to hare 69 trails before getting a name)
Length: Between 3.69 and 4.69 miles
Doggable: Does an ice cream melt in July?
Hash Cash: $6.969
Shiggy Level: 2.69 , plus or minus 6.9
Start time: 6:30 pm HST (Horse Standard Time)
On After: Possibly, Oh, Mamma, Middletown (pending kitchen hours)

As always, there will be liquids to consume, songs to sing, joys to be had, stories to be told and jocularity to jock!

Bring: Virgins, Tomahawks, Virgins, Pickup-Truck Swimming Pools, Cranium Lamp, Vessel, Virgins, and oh yeah... Bug Spray