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🌊Kayaking/Canoeing/Paddle board Sandbar Sunday!
It's that time of year again! Tax season! Oh, wait no, that's not right. It's sandbar time! Mike JP will meet at BG Oleta River Outdoor center no later than 10:30am for those needing to rent a paddle board, kayak, or canoe. We'll be down by the picnic tables downstairs from the rental center. Mike JP's cell is[masked]. We can group people together to split costs for tandem kayaks and canoes, or you can rent a single kayak for yourself. Plan to arrive at the park by 10am to give yourself time to get through the park entrance line, find parking, and get to the rental center. Parking is $6 per vehicle. Single Kayaks are $45 for 3 hours. Tandem Kayaks are $55 for 3 hours ($27.50 per person split). Canoes are $60 for 3 hours and can fit 3 people ($20pp). Paddle Boards are $50 for 3 hours. The center charges $10 additional per hour and will bill you afterwards. If you're bringing a guest, it's best to book online and save money buy reserving for the entire day. The route we'll be taking from Oleta to the sandar bar is here: After we get our gear and walk over to the Oleta river launching point (directly across from the rental center), it'll be a quick 20 minute paddle and we'll look for the BIG RED PIRATE FLAG where Dan's boat will be anchored at the Haulover sandbar and cranking up the music at around 11:00 (gringo boating time). There's a grill on the boat so if you want to bring something to cook (and cook it yourself), bring a couple bucks to cover the propane Dan will be supplying. Bring your favorite gnosh and libation to share and get your sunburn on! Dan doesn't ask for any money, for this but if you would like to help out with gas for the boat, he'll happily accept a small donation to You can also bring some cash if you want to get on the boat to grill and help cover propane costs.

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