
About us
The Southern counterpart to the hugely successful London meetup!
CRAP Talks is a community to share ideas however big or small. A place for open minds to come together and share in the wisdom of those who have something worth saying and where inspiration and passion walk side by side with practicality and application.
Mission: To inspire passion, build knowledge and grow the community.
Vision: By stripping away the noise and keeping it simple we hope to raise the bar for events and meetups everywhere and create environments where practical ideas and inspirational thoughts can meet. Giving every single attendee at least one great idea to make an entire event worth attending.
Rules: We're bound by just one rule, no sales pitches! Everything else is bound only by the imagination.
Who is CRAP for: While the acronym stands for Conversion Rate, Analytics and Product, anyone who works in the digital space is welcome to join, that means if you work in CRO, Analytics, Product, Data Science, Tech, UX, Marketing, Design or anything else where there is a site, app or user involved, CRAP might be the right place for you.
Connect with the community on:
- Join the conversation over on our Slack community
- Attend the CRAP Talks London and Manchester meetups
- Watch past events on out YouTube channel
- Listen to Dan and Bhav on The Measure Pod podcast
Upcoming events
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CRAP Talks BTN #6 - May The CRAP Be With You
Cut Your Wolf Loose, 23 Trafalgar Street, Brighton, GBCRAP Talks Brighton is back for our 6th edition at Cut Your Wolf Loose - just a 4-minute walk from Brighton Train Station.
Expect our signature mix of insights from industry experts, relaxed networking and (as always) free pizza and drinks.
The Lineup
We have a stellar trio of speakers lined up.- Laura Mawer, Data Science Consultant @ Datacove - "Stop Guessing, Start Simulating. Turning Marketing Budgets into Predictable Growth"
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Schedule & Venue
Tuesday, 12th May 2026- 18:00 – Doors Open: Grab a drink and settle in.
- 18:30 – Talks Start: Three lightning talks with Q&A.
- 20:00 – Social: Stick around for networking.
Cut Your Wolf Loose: 23 Trafalgar St, Brighton, BN1 4EQ (Ideally located just 4 mins walk from the train station)
The Perks
A massive thanks to our sponsor Webtrends Optimize for keeping these events free and the bar tab open.What is CRAP Talks?
It's a meetup for anyone working in the digital space. If you work in CRO, Analytics, Data, Product, Tech, AI, UX, Marketing, or anything else where there is a site, app or user involved, CRAP might be the right place for you. Whether you're an agency head, a data scientist, or just curious about the industry, come say hi.RSVP now to save your spot!
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Past events
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