Code metrics: we’ve seen them in dashboards, status reports, and maybe even used them to win an argument or two. But what do they actually mean—and are they even helpful?
In this light-hearted but informative session, we’ll take a look at a whole grab bag of code metrics, including (but not limited to) Cyclomatic Complexity, Code Coverage %, Maintainability Index, Code Churn, Coupling, Cohesion, and everyone's favorite: Lines. Of. Code.
You’ll learn:
What these metrics can tell you about your code
What they absolutely cannot
How to avoid weaponizing them (intentionally or otherwise)
When it's okay to say, “Yeah, this number means nothing.”
We’ll bust some myths, share some laughs, and maybe have a little audience participation along the way. If you've ever looked at a sonar report and felt a mix of confusion, curiosity, and existential dread—this talk is for you.
Bring your questions, your skepticism, and your metric horror stories. You’ll leave with a clearer sense of how to use metrics without losing your mind—or your team's trust.