Ryan Lochte Photo Swap Pizza Party

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So like, did you know Ryan Lochte is a graduate of the University of Florida? I mean, it does make sense, right? Have you not seen how fast a Gator can swim? Plus I'm going to safely assume this is why the ladies go crazy for him as I too elicit the same reaction from random women everywhere I go. Anywayzzz, here is his college summary stolen from Wikipedia:

"Lochte attended the University of Florida and graduated in 2007, majoring in sport management. As a member of the Florida Gators swimming and diving team, he swam for coach Gregg Troy in National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) and Southeastern Conference (SEC) competition from 2004 to 2007. At Florida, Lochte was the NCAA Swimmer of the Year twice, a seven-time NCAA champion, a seven-time SEC champion, and a 24-time All-American. At the 2006 NCAA Men's Swimming and Diving Championships, during his senior year, Lochte won national titles in all three of his individual events, setting U.S. Open and American records in the 200-yard individual medley and 200-yard backstroke. He also broke Tom Dolan's nearly decade-old NCAA record in the 400-yard individual medley."

What better way to celebrate this great Gator than to have a photo swapping pizza party? Join us on Christmas Day, 2021, for an event like no other! Aside from the photos and pizza, we will also be participating in other activities as well. More details to come shortly but they will be along the lines of discussing Ryan Lochte's impact on 21st century American life, having a contest to see who can best utter his famous catch phrase "Jeah", watching a mini-marathon of "What Would Ryan Lochte Do?", and burning an effigy of Micheal Phelps (not a UF grad--blech!)!!! If you're still on the fence about whether to come or not because this is on Christmas, are you in all honesty giving up all that much... I mean, Ryan Lochte > spending time with your family. Do you really want to listen to that story Uncle Cleetus tells you every year about how he once had some belly button lint shaped like Abraham Lincoln's top hat? Or would you rather spend a day filled with nothing but Ryan Lochte goodness??? I thought so... See y'all there!!!