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Hi Everyone,

Please REMEMBER: I will not be attending this event this year and can not coordinate any meeting spot there or ways to find other members.

This is a Stafford Lions Hosted Event.. You are in good hands with them or by them being Ferrocius Lions, ---> they may eat you alive ???

Last year a few of us went to this event, it was OK but i will personally skip this event because i am focusing on Saturday's All Day Paddle Event at this time, but things can change ?? Too soon to make any plans or changes.

This event is Best if you have NEVER paddled in the evening and want to do it in a safe environment since may people are around and safety help will be in the area or if you just want to get out for the evening.

Remember you are all on your own and with the Lyons Event on this one.

Please look at the promoters info for details..etc/

Stafford Lions Moonlight Paddle
August 22,[masked]:30 PM
Staffordville Beach, at the end of Lyons Road, Stafford Springs, CT 06076

People actually help you unload to get you out of the way so the people behind you waiting to unload can get to the sand area also, no taking 20-35 minutes to unload one small kayak---- here more like less than 5 minutes---> so have your Junk in order.

Bring your kayak , canoe, inflatable-blow up male or female doll, or MAYBE just get drunk by the big fire with the Stafford Locals as they pass around the community whiskey jug, they have the neck sculptured for the toothless so you may have to use a cup if you still have most of your teeth in good shape -- oh they may only share with you if they think you would make a good wife (Female or Male Wife to cook up food, clean the out house, and squeal like a pig on command).

Free hut dogs ( i think they are chitlins on Wonder Bred), maybe if you are lucky, Bubba's Road Kill hamburgs, might be some pet snacks in a bag somewhere, and you might as well get drunk before launch time.

I think they have a Raffle drawing for a BIG pot belly pig ( I do not know if this is an unshaven, toothless, un-showered, lazy person called Junior) or a real pigg for the BBQ prior to launch ,

??? but might be a kayak since it is under a blanket and not moving very much ???

I still think its some naked hairy fat drunk guy (its surely about the same size) sleeping off a days worth of being drunk so he wont be wiggeling till you bring it home..... (tickets available at the event--- you might GET LUCKY tonight with a real hot sweaty guy full of Ferro-Moans (or his toothless wife). Launch at 7:30 PM.

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I wish all those going a nice and pleasant evening.