This will be Doll Vag's virgin lay!
Start: Oyster Bay LIRR Station
Transit: 2:25 PaRTy tRAiN from Penn to Oyster Bay, arriving 3:46pm. The next train is 2 HOURS* later, so don't be late!
*There's a 2:51 train from Penn to Syosset, arriving 3:44. The hare *might* be able to ferry late-cummers to the start from there, but prepare to be mocked mercilessly!
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