A Developer's Guide to Dangerous Queries

Abstract

SQL Server does a good job of working with whatever garbage we throw at it, but sometimes a helping hand is needed to smooth things out. You may have meant well when you wrote that sloppy SQL, but that predicate lurking under the surface is poisoning your performance. This talk will expose your worst habits, anti-patterns, and bad practices. By the time we’re done, your T-SQL will be on the path to make things right again.

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Bio

Jeremiah Peschka solves data problems using SQL Server, Riak, Hadoop, and other database tools. He has over a decade of experience with performance tuning and scalability database. Jeremiah is a Microsoft MVP; MCITP for SQL Server 2005 - 2012; develops the .NET Riak client; and is a Cloudera Certified Developer for Apache Hadoop. He's also a big fan of coffee.

Agenda

6:30pm - Doors open
7:00pm - News and announcements
7:10pm - Presentation
8:30pm - Wrapped Up

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