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Trail 296 - Cinco plus Cinco plus Cinco de Mayo - Year of OFs Best Of Margarita and Best Of Salsa making
When: 15 May 2021 - Gather @ 2PM / Hares away 2:15PM / Pack away at 2:30PM
Where: Cinco plus Cinco plus Cinco South Church Street, Westminster MD 21157
Hares: Enterthighs [masked]) and Mi Salsa
Hash Cash: $5 / Virgins are $0
Why: We need to celebrate Cinco plus Cinco plus Cinco de Mayo
Westminster is a little far, but… We promise you won’t be disappointed with our shitty trail, and the contests Special Ed Forces has cooked up this month.
Trail is A to A. There will be shots! There will be beer! There may be dance checks and possibly boobies. There will be a Turkey/Eagle split. True turkey is about 4 miles. True Eagle isn’t done yet, but we promise it will be longer than 4 miles. Shiggy level is about a -1, unless we change our minds, so bring extra shoes and tick spray just in case. The trail will be dog friendly as long as your dog is on a leash, and doesn’t bark while Special Ed Forces is talking. Remember, we are celebrating Cinco plus Cinco plus Cinco de Mayo, so dress accordingly.
The on after will be held at Cinco plus Cinco plus Cinco South Church Street and will include a Salsa competition as well as a margarita completion. Feel free to bring any other festive sharables. Te Veo Pronto Wankers!
Additional Info: This is the fifth trail of 2021 and the 9th and 10th events in the Year of OFs. There is a competition to see who can make the best margaritas and a competition to see who can make the best salsa! So that we can have a modicum of fairness, the margarita recipe you enter needs to conform to the IBA regulations. That means tequila, lime juice and triple sec are the *main* ingredients. If you wanna' get all fancy and make a strawberry/mango/jalapeno margarita, go for it! Just make sure the three basic ingredients are in there. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margarita Feel free to participate in one or both of the competitions!
Go here (https://sites.google.com/view/ofh3/year-of-ofs) for an explanation of this new set of shenanigans.
What - Trail 297 - Donut theme on First Saturday
When - 5 June, 2021 Gather @ 2PM, Hares away @ 2:15PM, Pack away @ 2:30PM
Where - This will be somewhere in DTF (downtown Frederick). Once Palm gives the deets, we'll get them posted.
Hare - Palm Pilot
Hash Cash - $5 / Virgins $0
Extra Info: Palm Pilot is going to treat us to an extra trail. Donut theme!
Information will be posted as we get it from the Hare(s).
What - Trail 299 (another extra trail)
When - 26 June, 2021 Gather @ 2PM, Hares away @ 2:15PM, Pack away @ 2:30PM
Where - Somewhere around Clarksburg, MD
Hare - Ass Wide Shut
Hash Cash - $5 / Virgins $0
Extra Info - Ass Wide Shut is treating us to another extra trail this month.