Big Kahuna Hash

January sucks. Cold. Snow. Eternal darkness.....Soooooo, why not freeze your cajones off with us and cum get leid at the first an'al PH3 Big Kahuna Hash? That's right. We're living in full denial here in the midwest and envisioning a tropcial paradise. Hares: Clean and Jerk Off & Like A Fish. Location: The Shoppes At Grand Prairie, exact point of origin TBD. Theme: Summer...Hawaiian...coconut bras....what have you. Yes, we do realize it will be the dead of winter but we also know that you all like a challenge. There will be GAMES, there will be running, F@CK! there will probably be SNOW so maybe there will be snowball fights....I forgot where I was going with this....OH YEAH....and the main reason you guys all show up to these things, aside from the OBVIOUSLY awesome hares of this event....THERE WILL BE BOOZE! Free for virgins, $5 for repeat offenders. Be there or...well you know, stay nestled in your blanket in your house and be LAME. ;)