What we're about
Welcome to the first Terrible Football outside the UK! Welcome to Terrible Football Amsterdam. Do you want to play football but don't want to pay? Are you a bit unfit, a bit old, or a bit Terrible? Want to have a relaxed kick about, and occasionally a couple of beers after? Then Terrible Football is for you! Every Sunday, in museumplein from 1 pm.
Anyone can play: any ability, any age (or almost any - 16+) and any gender. Terrible Football is about muddy pitches, miss kicked clearances, sweet half volleys and desperate diving saves. We play in the rain, sun or snow. It's completely free, and always will be. It's open, inclusive and Terrible.
You just need to RSVP and turn up on the day. Remember to bring football boots with blades/studs, especially if it's wet, because we play on grass.
See you on the pitch!
Upcoming events (4+)
Welcome to Terrible Football Amsterdam! Do you want to play football but don't want to pay? Are you a bit unfit, a bit old, or a bit Terrible? Want to have a relaxed kick about, and occasionally a few beers after? Then Terrible Football is for you!
- Ufuk
- Diego B.
- 3 attendees
Welcome to Terrible Football Amsterdam! Do you want to play football but don't want to pay? Are you a bit unfit, a bit old, or a bit Terrible? Want to have a relaxed kick about, and occasionally a few beers after? Then Terrible Football is for you!
Every Thursday now at Museamplein.
Anyone can play: any ability, any age (16+) and any gender.
You just need to RSVP and turn up on the day. Remember to bring football boots with blades/studs, especially if it's wet, because we play on grass.
If the meetup event is looking quiet, rest assured, you won't be alone ! We are a very active group, games typically have at least 11v11, at a minimum we play 4v4
- David
- 1 attendee
Welcome to Terrible Fitness Haarlem! Do you want to workout but don't want to pay? Are you a bit unfit, a bit old, or a bit Terrible? Do you want to meet like minded people? Do you want to cheer people on for their effort? Do you want to have a relaxed workout and occasionally some socializing after? Then Terrible Fitness is for you!
Every Saturday now at Bar brothers (Reinaldapark) Haarlem.
Anyone can come: any ability, any age (16+) and any gender.
You just need to RSVP and turn up on the day. Remember to bring a water bottle to stay hydrated.
Disclaimer: I am not a (personal) trainer, I know nothing about fitness. Everything I say is for entertainment purposes only. Working out is at your own risk. I'm not responsible for any injuries.
Time:
Every Saturday at 10:00
Location:
Bar Brothers Reinaldapark Haarlem.
Zwanebloembocht · Haarlem, NH
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Signal group:
https://signal.group/#CjQKIAJJmyhSULprPS6t_p71uyArGQsBh2vjZJOo79IbJkHAEhB8rhHcoteMJc3pNzWIZ0MJ
- Cedric
- 1 attendee
Welcome to Terrible Football Haarlem! Do you want to play football but don't want to pay(*)? Are you a bit unfit, a bit old, or a bit Terrible? Want to have a relaxed kick about, and occasionally a few beers after? Then Terrible Football is for you!
Every Saturday at 10:00 at Cruyff Court Parkwijk (Reinaldapark) Haarlem.
Anyone can play: any ability, any age (16+) and any gender.
You just need to announce your attendance in the chat group and turn up on the day. Please note we usually don't see meetup messages.
Remember to bring football boots with blades/studs, especially if it's wet, because we play on fake grass. Also bring a light and dark outfit, so we can recognize the teams more easily.
We play for fun, and do try to keep everybody intact, but this event is at your own risk.
Time:
Every Saturday at 10:00
If enough players are interested, extra matches will be created. We coordinate this in the signal chatgroup.
Location:
Cruyff Court Parkwijk
Leonard Springerlaan · Haarlem, NH
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Signal group:
https://signal.group/#CjQKIIiYVPRUApkifsXCCoxtyGkrQDRv7tnNKN560PjbshbCEhA33j-eYNCF3s7JCXa9AI0B
(*) If you really want to spend money, donate things like:
- a football pump
- a better football
- extra bibs
- cones to map out a pitch on grass
- access to a place to play indoor
- access to a field with lights so we can play in the evening
- Cedric
- 1 attendee
Past events (582)
- Cedric
- 1 attendee