ZH3 Hash # 1364: The AGM 2021
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This is our yearly election where you all get to vote for the half-minds who will be your next Mismanagement committee, responsible to ensure the longevity, survival and general functioning of the Zurich Hash House Harriers.
The list of candidates for 2021 are...
#### Grand Master ####
Canada Wet,
Just Begging For It
#### Religious Advisor ####
Grab My Sack,
Saddam
#### Beer Raiser ####
Miss Fucktober
#### Hash Cash ####
Two Boobs too Many
#### Hare Raiser ####
Premature Cocksucker,
Buttbugger
#### Web Slave ####
Premature Cocksucker,
Her Majesty
#### Haberdasher (2)####
One Night Wonder,
Big Dick 'n Fries
We will ALSO be celebrating our accomplishments, misdeeds and consumptions of the year past. Nominate your favourite HASH OF THE YEAR, and HARDSHIP HASH OF THE YEAR by following this link
https://forms.gle/HsVQMP3Q9hEpgGJv5
A few important details to note:
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If you want to vote you can turn up on the night. There will also be the chance to vote online. To do this, you will need to register by 16 September 2021 using the form https://forms.gle/2TTA9EUEucAv7DaV8
Once registered you will be able to vote (but maybe wait until all the nominations are in...). It will be assumed that you are voting remotely and you will not be able to vote live on the day of the AGM. -
Nominations must be made, and accepted, before 9pm Thursday 16 September.
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You can run for more than one position.
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To vote, you must have hashed before in the previous year.
What does the mismanagement do?
You turn up every Thursday and shit happens. Great, isn’t it? Well, we hate to burst your alcohol-infused beer bubble but shit doesn’t just take care of itself. Here is the committee:
GM - the grand master or mistress of the mismanagement, ensuring that people are suitably hassled to fulfil drunken promises, organising mismanagement meetings and drinking practice. Never drinks alone.
RA - has the weekly responsibility of making sure we have a circle and the burden of providing weather.
Beer Raiser - makes sure that the holy cold beer arrives at each hash.
Hash Cash - takes the money every week and is responsible for making sure we have enough left in our coffers for special events.
Hare Raiser - cajoles hashers into laying trail, updates the hareline and ensures hares are suitably rewarded with carrots.
Web Slave - updates www.zh3.ch and keeps up to date on our emails.
Haberdasherer - organise and sell our ZH3 hash gear.
We meet roughly 6 times per year.
Process on the night:
Voting will take place BEFORE the hash (while we still have some judgement) and results will be announced in circled, so please come a bit early to allow for the additional faff...
When you arrive you will be issued with a voting slip on which will be the position and the name of the contenders (there will not be a vote for non-contested positions).
There will be a container for the voting slips - please put your votes in it and then make room for other voters.
The person with the most votes gets the position.
If there is a tie, there will be a live run-off vote between those two candidate.
