Ruby on Reubens

What is Ruby on Reubens? I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me, and they ask me. They say, "What's Ruby on Reubens?" And I tell them, look, we know what ruby is. URUG was started in 2004 and we've had almost twelve years of the worst kind of sandwiches you can imagine. I'm serious, I can't believe it. Using pastrami instead of corned beef, mustard instead of russian dressing. It's terrible. It's just terrible. Look, if you want to know what Ruby on Reubens is, do you want to know what Ruby on Reubens? I'll tell you. First of all the the reuben, by the way, I love the reuben. It's probably my favorite sandwich, no it is my favorite sandwich. You know what, it's probably more like a good reuben instead of a fake reuben. You know the ones I mean, the ones that lie and say they are a reuben but when you look at them close they aren't. It used to be sandwiches like that would get run out of town for trying to pass themselves off as a real reuben. I would like to punch them in the face. And don't get me started with that horrendous sandwich Abry's calls a reuben. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. Arby's is a nice place, but it's like, it's not good. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these sandwiches, and we can eat them or not eat them. We can make our own sandwiches even. Did you know that? We can cook and prepare sandwiches ourselves, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at making sandwiches than me. You wouldn't believe it. So, we're gonna be the best at Ruby on Reubens, believe me.