VanLUG Troll FEST (the caps is for extra trolling)

Due to the month having 5 mondays, we're having the meeting on the fourth monday -- what?! I dunno, it's summer, relax!

Which is superior in every way:

Emacs or Vim?

GNOME or KDE?

Linux or BSD?

Come troll your fellow FOSS enthusiasts regarding your choice in software, or lack of opinion.