It's 4 AM... if anyone actually shows up I'll personally make you breakfast


Details
Well, it's 4 AM on a Tuesday. I'm not quite sure if the word "slightly" in the group name is fitting here.
I'll sit in front of the natural history museum for 30 minutes.
If you actually show up, you can order any breakfast you want from me. Tell me a date, a time and a location and and I will try my best to cook everything myself and deliver it to you. If you want it the same day as this event it might be a bit tricky, since I won't have much time to buy ingredients and cook.
(Warning: I'm not the best cook. Can't guarantee for taste bud satisfaction)
You're going to university and want a 3 course breakfast delivered right to the lecture hall next Monday at 9:00 AM? You'll get your 3 course breakfast delivered to you next Monday at 9:00 AM.
(This is the second attempt :S)

It's 4 AM... if anyone actually shows up I'll personally make you breakfast