YOU MUST ALSO RSVP HERE:
You have been invited to spend the evening of Saturday, December 28 beginning at 7:00 PM SHARP at a presentation by multi-millionaire, philanthropist Donald Chump. The gathering will be held at “Sunward Hotel”.
Mr. Chump is a noted psychologist with a large private practice, a part-time professor at Oakland University, a consultant to the Central Intelligence Agency, and a consultant to businesses on matters of efficiency (hatchet man).
Mr. Chump has written a book entitled:
MY ADVENTURES AND LOVES - BUSINESS AND PERSONAL
Everyone invited to this gala event is purportedly mentioned in this salacious book which was written with the utmost secrecy. In exchange for your attendance, you will receive $20,000.00 in royalties from the publishing company for having been mentioned. You will receive the money shortly after you arrive at “Sunward Hotel” and may spend it as you wish.
Your attendance is strongly urged in order for you to protect all your tangible and intangible interests. You may dress as you wish, but please be prepared to solve a murder! Everyone will be involved.
If you are a person who thinks you would enjoy a murder mystery party, please come and invite your friends! If you are not, no hard feelings. We need a minimum of 40 people and a maximum of 60 people.
Due to the subject matter this is an Adults only event!
There is a $10/person event fee will be put towards a prize pool for the top performing detectives. Please bring an appetizer and a beverage to share.
Reply to this invitation no later than December 24. But if you RSVP, it is very important that you do arrive no later than 7pm. We need an exact count of how many people are attending. Questions? Send Genevieve an email.