Apocalypse 47: The End Begins - Eat The Rich

So you defeated Vulvasaurus Rex and made a name for yourselves as “the Spearmint Gang,” but little else has changed. You and your friends are still trying to get by, just lingering on the outskirts of VVille and hoping to stay under the radar of the scarier elements of the bandit-filled sanctuary town.

You work hard, eking out just enough to buy the occasional mealy burger with day labor and dangerous scavenging expeditions. Maybe you use grift or theft or charm to work a little less hard. You indulge your vices to try and forget the past that brought you here. You definitely fight back thoughts about what you narrowly escaped at the hands of the Atom Bombz. Or those who are less fortunate…

Then a plan starts to form, a way to earn a down payment on something more sustainable. Helen, the plucky merchant you met in the valley, has been passing intel to you and your friends about a ZFEC base with resources ripe for the picking. Some wastehole named Rocketfella runs the place, and rumor has it he’s been buying tons of slaves off of the Atom Bombz. Not only that, but he’s been harassing poor farmers around VVille. Maybe dealing with this corporate tool might earn your crew some extra favor around town...or at least a few free drinks at the Fubar.

Finally, two weeks out from Mut-Ant mating season and amidst rumors of a surge in cannibal activity, the call goes out to gear up and head out. Destination? A rendezvous point in the swampy wilderness of Long Pork. Haunted? Probably. Creepy? Absolutely! But, whether you’re more interested in justice or loot, the time has come for the Spearmint Gang to ’Git’ Sum!