Live Music at the Lodge: Never Too Late

Come on down to the Augusta Elks Lodge and enjoy some live music with Never Too Late! Specializing in Harmony Rock, they are ready to provide nearly three hours of entertainment with an impressive set list! Make your plans to attend and bring your friends. Full bar available. Starts at 7:30. $5 cover. You DO NOT need to be an Elk member to attend.

🎸🔥 10 REASONS YOU CANNOT MISS OUR SHOW THIS FRIDAY NIGHT OR THE UNIVERSE WILL COLLAPSE 🔥🎸

1. We're opening with "Moondance" so the actual moon can attend. NASA has been notified.

2. "Squeeze Box" is on the setlist and four AARP-eligible men are about to accordion-adjacent their way into your heart whether you like it or not.

3. Rob switches to mandolin for THREE different songs and nobody has explained why. It just happens. Live with it.

4. We're closing Set 1 with "Green River" so hard the actual Mississippi River may reroute.

5. "Almost Cut My Hair" is being performed by men who have not cut their hair since the Clinton administration. Method acting.

6. We play "Hash Pipe" by Weezer immediately followed by "Wonderful Tonight" by Clapton, an emotional whiplash so severe the Elks Lodge insurance policy has a special rider for it.

7. Three full sets. Nearly 2 hours. Longer than many Marvel movies, with 100% fewer CGI robots and 100% more guys named Robert.

8. Full bar available because science has proven "Stormy Monday" hits different after a whiskey.

9. Membership NOT required — the lodge is basically begging strangers off the street to witness this.

10. $5 cover. FIVE DOLLARS. You've spent more than that on a coffee you didn't even finish. This is a better investment than your 401k, and we would know, we're all old enough to have one.

📍 Augusta Elks Lodge, 205 Elkdom Ct
🕢 Friday, 7:30 PM — doors open, chaos begins
💵 $5, cash preferred, dignity optional

Never Too Late. Come find out why. 🍻🎶