AVLH3 #831 - 42nd Anal Towel Day Hash

WHAT: Towel Day (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Towel_Day) is observed on May 25th. However, due to an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine...

WHEN: Memorial Day, Monday May 26th at 2:00pm - regardless of rain, shine or sneezing of the Great Green Arkleseizure

WHERE: Parking lot between Hatchery and Good Vibes Silo, W Haywood St.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/CUxrss5JmSqV1WudA

HARES: Arthur Dent

HASH CASH: $8

SHIGGY LEVEL: 42

VIBE: Bring your towel and join the President of the Galaxy for a hoopy hash. We shall hitchhike the Heart of Gold with its Infinite Improbability Drive, around the backwaters of the solar system, before it is all blown to bits by the Vogons. On our trail we shall attempt to discover the Question to the Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything.

DETAILS: At the conclusion of the trail, there will be short and simple quiz. The winner will receive a bottle of That Old Janx Spirit:

“Oh don't give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit
No, don't you give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit
For my head will fly, my tongue will lie, my eyes will fry and I may die
Won't you pour me one more of that sinful Old Janx Spirit”
— An ancient Orion mining song

This trail will have two beer stops, and one Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster stop. A additional stop for extra credit is possible, so bring some cash and ID. Dog and stroller-friendly (with some workarounds).

DRESSING-UP: Is entirely optional, although a towel is strongly recommended. You may want to adopt a persona - here are some suggestions:

• Zaphod Beeblebrox
• Ford Prefect
• Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz
• Marvin the Paranoid Android
• Slartibarfast
• Eccentrica Gallumbits, the Triple-Breasted Whore of Eroticon VI
• The Great Green Arkleseizure
• Hotblack Desiato (dead for tax reasons)
• The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal
• Deep Thought
• Any Sirius Cybernetics Corporation product
• A Mouse
• A Sperm Whale
• A Bowl of Petunias

DON'T PANIC!
[National Pornographic says: In the interests of keeping things moving and finishing on time: Circle at 2:15 pm sharp, hare away at 2:20, pack away at 2:30. On-out from beer stops 10 minutes after the arrival of the last runner.]