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Naughty Cavewoman Movies!

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Naughty Cavewoman Movies!

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Join us -- IN PERSON -- for a pot luck and two sleazy low budget straight-to-video prehistoric comedy "epics" featuring dinosaurs and cavewomen. (A word of caution: if you don't want to see nudity, you don't want to see these films). Are they naughty or nice? Watch 'em and find out for yourself!

Dinosaur Valley Girls
1996 / 1 hr 34 min / color
"After recurring dreams, action star Tony is transported to prehistoric times where he encounters dangerous dinosaurs and love-seeking cavegirls. He must use his skills to survive, win his dream girl's heart, and potentially return home."-- IMDb
Director Donald Glut said that unlike past Hollywood stereotypes, he didn't want any of the cavewoman in the film to scream when they see dinosaurs. He wanted the actresses to be sexy and feminine at all times, so they never lose what guys perceive as femininity, but still be tough and really handle their own. He felt that would enhance their overall appeal. He said, "I made a conscious effort that they would not, as in many other prehistoric-type movies over the years, come off looking like strippers or hookers." The Supporting cast includes William (Blacula) Marshall and Karen (Trilogy of Terror) Black.

Dinosaur Island
1994 / 1 hr 25 min / color
"Five downed pilots must contend with hungry prehistoric beasts and lusty cave women on a lush island paradise."-- IMDb
Both of the film's directors, Fred Olen Ray and Jim (Chopping Mall) Wynorski, were prolific creators of direct-to-video product. One of the lead actresses, Michelle Bauer, is a well known scream queen. Dinosaur Island's T. rex also starred in several Carnosaur films. The cavewomen's ranch was constructed on a remote portion of David Carradine's ranch.

Plus selected shorts, which will include a couple of music videos featuring Dinosaur Tracks songs by The Iridium Band, which is comprised of dinosaur expert/author/writer/director Don Glut and author/illustrator Peter William Von Sholly.

Films selected & hosted by Ralph. Meet up at Ralph's home in Menlo Park, CA

We’re opening the event early so people can snarf & schmooze before the movie starts. If you arrive extra early you're welcome to help set up.

6:00: Anti-Social Hour / Pot Luck (finger foods)
7:00: Anti-Social Movies (movies begin)

Join us at Ralph's home for a special IN PERSON bad movie night. The location details for this event will be emailed around noon on the day of the event. Please bring some food to share!

IMPORTANT:

  • All guests must be fully vaxxed and boosted for COVID-19! It would also be a good idea to test yourself for COVID if you have a test kit handy.
  • Please cancel if you RSVP but cannot attend. We have limited spaces! Also let us know if you're going to arrive after 7pm.
  • Be sure your Meetup settings are correct or you won’t receive the location details even if you’ve RSVPed. Click on your profile picture in the upper right of the screen, then click Settings > Email Updates. Under Updates about your groups, click Bad Movie Night > Edit. Make sure the proper boxes are checked for you to receive emails and messages.
  • Help tidying up after the event would be greatly appreciated! You are special!

Everyone participates at their own risk: Release of Liability (https://www.meetup.com/Bad-Movie-Night/pages/Release_of_Liability/)

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Ralph Miller
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