Slacktivists at Sam's Southern Eatery

Join the most dangerously unproductive minds of the Beyond Work Collective for an evening of strategic loafing at Sam's Southern Eatery. This is a gathering for the the disabled, the freelance-adjacent, the trust funded, the semi-retired-at-birth, and anyone who has quietly (or loudly) opted out of the hustle cult.

Agenda:

Nothing, there is no agenda

No elevator pitches.

No optimizing.

No “what do you do?”

We’ll assemble over fried catfish, hushpuppies, and sweet tea to discuss important matters such as:

Ethical non-participation in late stage capitalism

The art of dignified underachievement

Ambition is a scam

This is fellowship for people who understand that time is wealth and wealth is time — and we’re rich in both (or at least one).

Dress code: soft pajamas, sweatpants, or whatever
Energy level: horizontal.
Motto: “Couldn’t be me.”

Come hungry. Leave unbothered.