Horizontally Inclined at Hideaway Pizza
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Join the most dangerously unproductive minds of the Beyond Work Collective for an evening of strategic loafing at Hideaway Pizza. This is a gathering for the the disabled, the freelance-adjacent, the trust funded, the semi-retired-at-birth, and anyone who has quietly (or loudly) opted out of the hustle cult.
No elevator pitches.
No optimizing.
No “what do you do?”
We’ll assemble over delicious pizza to discuss important matters such as:
Ethical non-participation in late stage capitalism
The art of dignified underachievement
How ambition is a scam
This is fellowship for people who understand that time is wealth and wealth is time — and we’re rich in both (or at least one).
Dress code: soft pajamas, sweatpants, or whatever
Energy level: horizontal.
Motto: “Couldn’t be me.”
Come hungry. Leave unbothered.