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### π¨ Special Announcement from the Timechain Preservation Council π¨
π§ͺ Live Demo: The Mempool Spam Spectrometer
π Bitcoin Liftoff | ποΈ Wednesday | π 7:00 PM sharp
π‘ Location: [Event Venue Address]
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Join us for a rare public appearance by Dr. Luther Finch, Chief Scientist of the Timechain Preservation Council and inventor of the Time-Preference Neural Oscillation Meter (TP-NOM) β the device that revolutionized memetic high-time preference detection in the human brain.
This Wednesday night, Dr. Finch will unveil his latest invention:
### π°οΈ The Mempool Spam Spectrometer
Formerly known (in patent documents) as the
Apparatus and Method for Real-Time Detection, Filtering, and Visualization of Spam Transactions in a Decentralized Ledger Network
This new tool identifies and visualizes low-signal, high-noise transactions polluting the Bitcoin mempool β including exploitative Ordinal Inscriptions and other bandwidth-hogging spam that degrades the networkβs health.
Expect:
- π¬ A live demonstration of spam detection in action
- π Visualization of real-time mempool pollution
π οΈ Sponsored by the Timechain Preservation Council β because while your keys are your own, the timechain belongs to all of us.
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Come early. Bring your questions. Leave with greater signal.

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