Booze and Bad Movies Shark Week: House Shark (2017)

Your Gonna Need a Bigger House!

It's that sharky time of the year. This year's shark movie is Ron Bonk's masterpiece House Shark. When Frank finds his happy home under attack by a dangerous but largely unknown breed of shark, he enlists the aid of the world's only "House Shark" Expert, Zachary, and a grizzled former real estate agent, Abraham, to embark on a desperate quest to destroy the beast and claim back his life. It's Jaws in a house!

Afterwards we may watch another shark movie if people are up to it.

This film is Rated NR for:
*Naked Poop Time
*Under skirt shot
*Over the top Shark Attack
*Drinking pain away
*Bloody toilet

Fun fact: If you take a shot every time house shark is mentioned, it will take approximately 10 mins to get black out drunk