House Broken (2009) /Snowmageddon (2011)

Play time is over

Warning: This film is really really really bad. It's offensive, it's gross, and most of all, it's annoying. You have been warned.

Tonight's film stars Danny DeVito who is a freshly retired fire fighter who just wants to spend the rest of his live alone with his wife Katey Segal. Only problems are his two unemployed slacker sons who are spoiled by their mother. DeVito takes Segal camping and leaves the boys alone at home with no money or food. Will the two sons take the hint or will they be staying home forever. Also, not a shocker, DeVito is barely in this.

Our second feature will be: Snowmageddon

This film is rated R for:

• Boobies
• Loud off-Screen Sex
• The pain of seeing talented actors in this movie
• Brie Larson vs Firetruck
• Little Girl vs Firetruck
• Middle Schooler Sense of humor from the 2000s
• Homophobia, transphobia, misogyny, and little racism for good measure.
• Fart Jokes
• Poo Man Group (Yeah, they paint themselves brown)

Fun fact: We can all be grateful that Sam Harper was never again allowed to direct a movie.