Captain America! No, not that one. Or that other one.
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Tragically, we're not talking about America's Ass. We're not even talking about that 1990 version with JD Salinger's son as Cap. No, we're talking about...
REB EFFING BROWN.
That's right, the legend who played David Ryder in Space Mutiny and the titular Yor in Yor, Hunter from the Future donned the red-white-and-blue spandex and hoisted the ... clear (?) shield of the first Avenger in a 1979 TV movie that is glorious in both its 1979-osity and TV-movie-osity.
Made on a $150,000 budget (about $650K in today's dollars), this colorful romp includes some action, some adventure, a lot of choppy dialog, and even more driving and motorcycle-riding sequences.
Because this gem is inexplicably not available for free viewing on any streaming network, I'll upload an .mp4 a few days before the meetup, and you can stream it from there. The chatting will take place on the Cinema Terrible NYC Discord.
Captain America! No, not that one. Or that other one.