Cards Against Humanity and Mini-Golf (in my apartment)
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Yeah! Cards Against Humanity! The game for HORRIBLE people!
And… mini-golf inside my apartment.
Take your pick.
JUST CAH? Fine.
JUST Mini-Golf? Ok!
Want to play BOTH cards AND golf? Perfect!
Location: Mall 205/Gateway Area (East Portland)
NOTE: IF YOU WANT TO COME, PLEASE PRIVATE MESSAGE ME SO I CAN CONTACT YOU. RSVP’ing here is not sufficient. Please PM me with your number so I can contact you.
In case you are not familiar with this card game, it’s called “The party game for HORRIBLE people” and it is dirty and raunchy and FUN!
Here's a sample:
Question card:
What's the last thing you want to see your spouse doing?
Possible answers:
Peeping in Grandma’s window
Pooping in the shower
Molesting a monkey
Bitch-slapping a cop
Using a vagina as a hand warmer
The best answer wins! And yes, the winner gets a prize! (Disclosure: It’s from the Dollar Tree.)
We’ll start with an ice breaker, then I'll do 5 minutes of dirty standup comedy that I’ve performed at Helium’s Funniest Person Contest. (Disclosure: I didn’t win.) Then, we'll PLAY!
After cards, we’ll putt golf balls around the “Mini-Golf Course.” (Yep. INSIDE my apartment.)
The course is made up of big toys that have either legs or wheels. There’s Iron Man, a big dog, a horse, a dinosaur, a Monster Truck and more.
We set them up throughout the apartment and hit our balls through their legs/wheels. The first one into the upside-down trash can wins. And YES! There IS a prize! (And yes, it’s from the Dollar Tree.)
Players can come for cards, or golf, or both… just let me know.
REMINDER: IF YOU WANT TO COME, PLEASE PRIVATE MESSAGE ME SO I CAN CONTACT YOU. RSVP’ing here is not sufficient. Please PM me with your number so I can contact you.
Looking for fun people to come play! We always have a blast!
(BTW: If you can’t come this time, contact me anyway so I can let you know next time we play.)
~ Candy
NOTE: Time to start is flexible so let me know if you need to adjust it. I’ll ask the others and we’ll go with majority rules. :-0)