Cards Against Humanity! (Only for HORRIBLE People!)
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Yeah! Cards Against Humanity! The game for HORRIBLE people!
Location: My apartment, Mall 205/Gateway Area (East Portland)
NOTE: IF YOU WANT TO COME, IT’S OKAY TO RSVP HERE, BUT TO GET ON THE LIST, PLEASE TEXT ME. (MY NUMBER IS BELOW.)
In case you are not familiar with this game, it is called “The party game for HORRIBLE people.” It is dirty and raunchy and FUN!
Here's a sample:
Question card:
What's the last thing you want to see your spouse doing?
Possible answers:
Peeping in Grandma’s window
Pooping in the shower
Molesting a monkey
Bitch-slapping a cop
Using a vagina as a hand warmer
The best answer wins! And yes, the winner gets a prize! (From the Dollar Tree.)
We’ll start with an ice breaker, then I'll do 5 minutes of standup comedy that I’ve performed at Helium’s Funniest Person Contest. (Disclosure: I didn’t win.) Then, we'll PLAY!
REMINDER: IF YOU WANT TO COME, IT’S OKAY TO RSVP HERE, BUT TO GET ON THE LIST, PLEASE TEXT ME. (MY NUMBER IS BELOW.)
We always have a blast! Come Play! Just bring your fun side and whatever you want to drink.
(BTW: If you can’t come this time, contact me anyway so I can let you know next time we play.)
~ Candy
971.813.8333 (Please text before calling)
NOTE: Time to start is flexible so let me know if you need to adjust it. I’ll ask the others and we’ll go with majority rules. :-0)