Not the Father's Day CAH Game

Hey what up friends, please check your wallet. Is there money in it? Yes? That's what the government calls "disposable income" and it probably means you're not a father. Don't worry, 39 is way too young to become a parent.

Fathers are overrated anyway. What do they even do besides go out for a pack of smokes and never come back? I grew up without a father and I turned out just fine! I wasn't even that slutty in high school and I had plenty of male role models while I was in that reform school you saw on Netflix.

If you're not a father then you probably also have what I like to call "disposable free time" that you can use for anything you want! It's like free PTO from your child that doesn't exist. Wow, look at you winning at life by not reproducing! Heros. Why not come play Cards Against Humanity with your new horrible friends?

You don't have to be a man to celebrate Not the Father's Day because if you are not a man then I assume you are not a father by default. Being without child is beneficial for all the genders. And their children, too.

So then it is settled, we will play Cards Against Humanity at Lauri's house in Kissimmee on June 13. Please bring a snack to share.