Heretics Trail - Beer Mile

Hares - She Shooters She Scores with Screw My Face (thanks for nothing Just Brendan)
Low effort, high puke potential trail due to so many Heretic traitors going to Savannah Green Dress or backsliding.

Get there by 2:15 to hear about the heats in this very heated rivalry.
Awards will go to top finishers.
Wear olympic, sport, team getup.
Start Location: Hampton Park, Charleston (meet at the fountain)
Show/Registration/First Heat Go: 2:00/2:15/2:30 (Due to the visible nature of this short trail, we require uncharacteristically prompt and speedy execution.)
Shiggy level: -20, pristine conditions
Dog and kid friendly. (Kids ok at on-after.)
What to bring: $5 hash cash, competitive spirit
On-After: Moe's Crosstown Tavern (A to A)