Yeehawwwww! Ever wonder what it feels like to climb on the back of a wild creature that is soft and pointy at the same time where if you’re not holding on for dear life, you can be thrown up in the air like a beanbag juggled by clowns in a circus —only Ronald won’t catch you — instead you’d headed toward the ground at 1,000,000 miles an hour, just to be molded into a perfectly round pancake- remember the rounder the booty, the rounder the pancake!
Well, never fear. This is NOT actually going to happen to you! But and that is a very big butt, or in this case, a very big pancake, this could potentially happen to someone or someones - plural - whom we will be watching!
Come join me for a real live rodeo where we can watch real, live Cowboys bull-ride! In fact, these guys are professional bull riders! No bull! I mean, yes bull: there will be bulls there because they need to ride them. But no bull, meaning no bull as in no bull ……
….Shhhhhh It will be a secret as to how many professional bull riders
we will see that day, but I can guarantee you that we will have a rootin’ tootin’ good ol’ time that would make even Garth Brooks proud!
Oh, for those of you who would like to run in and help, like moving the witto wiooode cweetchure off the witto wandsome wayngler:DON’T! Cowboys like these kinds of activities. Why do you think they call themselves “Cowboys”? I mean a bull is a boy cow— and these guys are going to be bull riding. No one knows why they are calling them themselves Cowboys and not bull boys. Or goat boys or sheep boys for that matter because on other nights, this place has cowboys that wrangle sheep and tie three of their littler legs up for a few seconds. That’s a little bit crappy for a sheep. If I were a sheep, I would tell that cowboy that that is utter bull that three of my legs are getting tied up for a few seconds -even one second is bull. I realize if I said that, the boy cows around me would think I am not making any sense because there are no boy cows in that particular sheep -tying -up -event, so they would wonder why I am even saying the word “bull. “ Boy cows are not that smart. But you and I know what I’m talking about! So Shuuush your witto mouth -let’s keep them confused!
Ahhhh I digress. My point is is that if we think about the word “cowboy”, it is not really that accurate because they are not wrangling cows at the rodeo. They are wrangling boy cows, so if you take it at face value, they would be wrangling the lady cows because cows are ladies - and can you imagine a cowboy wrangling a lady cow ? Well that would just be pure and UDDER cruelty!! I bet you boy cows made up that word “cowboy” because 1: they are not that smart and 2: they don’t like it when they are too much in the limelight. What do you think they try to buck the Cowboys off their backs?!
So: Buckin’ Ohio- yesssss muther Buckin’ Ohio is waiting for us! For more details, check this out: https://www.buckinohio.com/
Important:
Cost:
$42.00 (this is a discounted rate for a VIP box that is private just for us. I repeat this is a discounted rate for a VIP box that is private just for us that means that we can get up and down walk around and we will not lose our seats because we are in the VIP box!
Call in and say “I am with AlexAndria with Cleveland East Side Fun
Please pay by phone ONLY
June 1st in order to guarantee your seat
330-624-7205
Did I say June 1 yes, I said June 1. Did I say you need to call and not pay via the website? Yes I said you need to call and not pay via the website. Did I say you need to announce yourself as Cleveland Eastside fun AlexAndria‘s group? Yes I said you need to announce yourself as Cleveland Eastside fun Alexandra‘s group.
We will meet between 5:00 and 5:30 for a 5:30PM start . Pro bull riding begins at 7:00 pm yeeeeeee haaaaaawwww!
There will be food vendors and merchandise vendors, there. I promise you: you will not go hangry. 🤣
For tickets: I have negotiated a ViP private box seat:
call (330) 624-7205: important: I have reserved a spot for all of us to sit together: repeat I have reserved a spot for all of us to sit together so when you call, you must say I am with AlexAndria‘s Meetup Cleveland Eastside Fun. We must all sit together. And then you can pay over the phone.
Ilene the owner will come to say hi to us! Theme: cowboy. So dress up. Yessssss hi ho, silver away, but no billy the kidding or daisy duking— because this is not that kind of Meetup!
So put on your boots, something that goes jingle jangle jingle, get some bubblegum tobacco in your mouth — no spitting aloud - - no that is not a typo. You must spit quietly —and let’s get ready for some fun!
