Geauga County Fair- Yeah!
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The competitors were lined up:
• Hank Miller, the reigning corn-dog-eating champ.
• Daisy Lou, a retired lunch lady with the jaw strength of a hydraulic press.
• And one unexpected entry: Biscuit the Goat, who wandered in after escaping the petting zoo.
The rules were simple: eat as much pie as you can in five minutes. Unfortunately, no one thought to clarify that “contestants must be human.”
The whistle blew. Hank started shoveling in cherry pie like a man possessed. Daisy Lou worked methodically through apple pie, one precise bite at a time. But Biscuit… oh, Biscuit unhinged.
In under 90 seconds, Biscuit had headbutted the table, knocked over three pies, and inhaled two blueberry pies without chewing. The crowd went wild—half cheering, half panicking that the goat might explode.
By the time the whistle blew, Biscuit stood triumphantly in the middle of the mess, face stained purple, tail wagging.
Yesssssss, it is time for the Geoga County Fair!!!
Details on purchasing tickets, etc are here:
We will meet between 530 and 6 PM for a 6 PM start . We will meet at the ticket booth.
Bring your favorite walking shoes, comfortable clothes, inclusive of stretchy pants because we are gonna eat, sunglasses, hat, water to sip, and get ready for some fun!
Geauga County Fair- Yeah!