HalloweenRoadTrip: dinner, SpookyRanch & BloodviewHauntedHouse-in Costume-Yeah!

You’re lured into the old barn under flickering lantern light… and greeted by Fizzy the Drunk Clown, wobbling in a tutu while juggling rubber chickens and sloshing a comically oversized beverage. Every time he tries to balance, he leans in close, hiccups, and whispers, “Scared yet? You should be… maybe.” It’s absurd—and oddly comforting. 


Yessssss, it’s halloween time!

We will meet at the restaurant between 5:15 PM and 5:30 pm for a 5:30 pm start. We will eat is to our heart’s content — but don’t get too full because nobody is going to puke tonight, because sometimes when people are feeling fear, they end up puking, Nobody is going to puke. I repeat nobody is going to puke tonight- especially not when you are wearing your full Halloween regalia!

Yessssss you will be wearing your full Halloween regalia I repeat — Yessssss you will be wearing your full Halloween regalia — you better dress up or you’re gonna get a spank!

After dinner, we will mosey on down to the Spooky ranch:

19066 E River Rd, Columbia Station, OH 44028

Ticket Details are here: https://www.spookyranch.com/

And after we have enjoyed our time there, we will mosey on down to the bloodview, haunted house, which is 30 minutes away from the spooky Ranch:

1010 Towpath Rd, Broadview Heights, OH 44147

Ticket details are here: https://www.bloodview.org/

We will attempt to do a caravan type driving situation when we go from one venue to the next, so try to follow along and stick together . No matter what nobody is going to start the next venue until we are all together . NO Meeter Upper gets left behind . I will be checking the comment section from time to time to make sure we all know where each other is so don’t be silent because well I wish I had ESP, I do not have ESP— but I do have ESPN although I never watch it🤣

So put on some comfortable HALLOWEEN costume clothes and comfortable walking shoes. It will be dark, so please take care when walking . You may even feel like using a little itty, bitty, baby flashlight, or even your phone, flashlight . Nobody is going to puke or fall down . I will give you a piggyback ride if I have to, but nobody is going to fall down - or puke .Make sure to dress in layers in case your tootsies get cold. Bring some water to sip. And get ready for some fun!