GeaugaMapleFest-Meet location:front steps clock tower.pay$1MeetupFeeBy Apr15-yea

Thanks for being the BEST part of Cleveland Eastside Fun — you make these events absolutely Aah maaaa zing!

BUT, and that’s a very big BUTT: sometimes people sign up BUT don’t come, and that makes me hangry!!! It also makes me want to start giving spankings — because then people who are on the waitlist don’t get a chance to come! So everybody loses. We don’t want everybody to lose, do we?! imagine yourself in their place. The worst part of it is, is that I don’t get to see your cutie patootie little face! And the rest of your friends here don’t get to see your cutie little patootie face either! We can’t have that, can we?!

Never fear I have fixed this problem:

So now you owe me a dollar. Yesssss a dollar. For realzzzzzz. And this is not just any dollar —this is a MAGICAL dollar!!! The US mint only makes magical dollars every 72 years, almost like Haley’s Comet!

This $1.00 goes to Meetup and reserves your spot! If I do not see this dollar from you by the deadline (in the title of the posting), then I will very very VERY
reluctantly have to move you to the waitlist and your spot is no longer guaranteed.

The $1.00 is non-refundable to hold your spot. If you can’t attend, please cancel so someone on the waitlist can join. If the one dollar is not paid by the deadline, you will be moved to the waitlist.

The Meetup site is cray cray and so I am inputting my payment methods for the MAGICAL $1 here; thank you for your patience:
PAYPAL: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/AlexAndriaCESF
VENMO: Please find AlexAndriaCESF
I will manually check in VENMO or PAYPAL to see if you have paid the MAGICAL $1, so do not be alarmed if your status on ‘Meetup’ still shows as ‘unpaid’.

Remember:
This $1.00 is separate from the cost of the activity which goes to the venue. I will always give you a means to pay the venue. Some venues don’t have a cost, but that does not mean you get out of paying Meetup the $1.00.

Capisce!!?

And now a drum roll please. I said drum. roll. Please!

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Ahhhh what better way to celebrate the amazing Maple trees that give us shade and beauty, mark the seasons, and supply us with an overabundance of never ever ever ever never ending.... drum role please..... I said, drum role please........ SYRUP!!! Yessssss! Without them, what would we put on our pancakes? our bacon? and all over our ice cream? And don’t pretend that you don’t do that ! some of you probably even put maple syrup all over hotdog or hamburgers and you just don’t want to admit it —but it’s OK. We are in a safe space! Remember: what happens at the Geauga County Maple festival stays at the Geauga County Maple festival!

Please come join me for the Geauga County Maple festival! Wear comfortable walking shoes, bring some water to sip so you don't get thirsty, wear your stretchy pants and get ready for some fun!

Restaurant TBA

Tickets and details are here:
The Geauga County Maple Festival - Geauga County Maple Festival