Coed Lazy & Lousy Phootball - Inaugural Kickoff

The title is self-explanatory. In essence, our goal is to play football and have fun. Everyone and anyone is welcome to join, no matter your level of experience. However, self-awareness is key. If you're a good player, look around you, some players will be slower than you, have a poor first touch, and send shots flying over the bar from 2 yards out, e.g., yours truly. Take it easy on these players, give them time on the ball, and don't pressure them too much.
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A few simple rules:
- Turf shoes or sneakers only. No cleats/studs.
- Keep passing to a maximum, but dribbling and long shots to a minimum.
- No slide tackles.
- Rotate goalie.
- There are no offsides, but please don't chat up the other team's goalie.
Track back once in a while. (This is a reminder mostly for myself.)
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Here's to a great inaugural match!