Coed Lazy & Lousy Phootball [Soccer]

Everyone and anyone is welcome to join no matter your level of experience.
However, self-awareness is key. If you're an experienced player, bring it down a notch. Our target group is beginner to moderate level players.
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A few simple rules:

• Be on time.
• Pass often, shoot seldom.
• Be your own ball boy.
• No slide tackles.
• Kick-ins instead of throw-ins, but ball must be passed on the ground.
• There are no offsides, but don't cherry pick.
• Rotate goalkeeper.
• Goalkeepers, no punting or dropkicking.

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