Name: 🌞 HIKE 'N BRUNCH 🍓 🍋 🥝 🍑 YAY!
Start: 2025-09-28T09:52:00-07:00
End: 2025-09-28T14:12:00-07:00
Location: Wildwood Suburbia Park Entrance

This hike has got to be one of my all-time favorites; it's got it all!

*" Okay, what's the 'all' that it's got? Does it have a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow guarded by a leprechaun riding a unicorn?"*

No, there's no goddamn pot of gold or leprechaun or unicorn 🦄 If that's you want I suggest you take some illicit drugs 🍄 If you wanna do a bitchen hike, then join us because like I said, this one's got it all - a bubbling creek, a wooden bridge, oak covered groves, volcanic stone outcroppings, waterfalls, and more!

*"Wow, that sound amazing!"* 😮

Well yeah, I don't mess around 🙃 And anyway, who's to say you won't feel like you discovered a pot of gold after doing this hike with me?

Plus, there's food afterwards, which is why it's called Hike 'n Brunch, not Hike and Find a Goddamn Pot of Gold with a Unicorn!
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We'll do about 5 miles with an elevation gain of "I can't believe you ate the whole thing!"

This hike is perfect for fit beginners on up and you can bring the doggos as long as it's not too hot, you pick up and pack out their 💩 and they remain leashed... YAY doggos! Woof 🦮

*Sooooo,* you in?!
*Can't wait!!* 💋 💋 💋

DETAILS:
🔴 We leave *on time,* no grace period, no waitin' around, so git yer asses in gear and arrive early, Soldiers!
🔴 Plenty of street parking.
🔴 Lili Von Shtupp will be leading the hike and she's hot stuff 🔥 try to maintain your composure.

Katya aka "Lili Von Shtupp"

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🌞 HIKE 'N BRUNCH 🍓 🍋 🥝 🍑 YAY!

Wildwood Suburbia Park Entrance

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