# TONIGHT'S THEME: THE WORST DATE EVER
Have you ever been on a date that went so horribly wrong… you knew you had a story for life?
Maybe they showed up two hours late.
Maybe they brought their ex.
Maybe the conversation was so awkward you started wondering if pretending to be sick was still an option.
Maybe you ordered the most expensive thing on the menu… and then discovered they expected you to pay.
Maybe there was no chemistry.
No spark.
No second date.
Just an unforgettable disaster.
Perhaps it started perfectly.
The restaurant was beautiful.
The outfit was perfect.
The conversation was flowing.
And then…
something happened.
Maybe the food was terrible.
Maybe the wine ended up on your clothes.
Maybe you accidentally called them by the wrong name.
Maybe you discovered they were completely different from the person you thought you were meeting.
Or maybe the date took a turn that absolutely nobody could have predicted.
A romantic dinner became a police encounter.
A first date became a family reunion.
A simple drink became an all-night adventure.
Or perhaps you found yourself sitting across from someone thinking:
"How do I get out of here?"
Maybe it was embarrassing.
Maybe it was hilarious.
Maybe it was heartbreaking.
Maybe it was so awkward that, years later, you still can't believe it actually happened.
Because sometimes the worst dates make the best stories.
The moments we'd rather forget…
often become the stories we can't stop telling.
Tonight, we want to hear about the disasters.
The awkward silences.
The unbelievable excuses.
The terrible decisions.
The unexpected twists.
The red flags you somehow missed.
The dates that ended in disaster…
…and the ones that somehow became unforgettable.
Because we've all had them.
The date you couldn't wait to end.
The date that made you swear off dating forever.
The date where everything that could go wrong…
went wrong.
So grab a drink, settle in, and prepare to laugh, cringe, gasp, and maybe even feel a little better about your own dating history.
Because tonight…
we're celebrating THE WORST DATE EVER.
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# KRAKOW STORY SLAM NIGHT — WHAT TO EXPECT
### Krakow Story Slam
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## What is a Story Slam?
A Story Slam is a night of true, personal stories told live.
Funny, emotional, awkward, inspiring, embarrassing, or completely unbelievable — stories that actually happened.
Each event has a theme that inspires the night.
### TONIGHT'S THEME: THE WORST DATE EVER
Story time: 5–7 minutes
🍷 EXTRAS
Cozy drinks, wine, and snacks.
## ENTRY
Free!
(Tips help cover the mic & event costs.)
📍 Location:
Lwowska 1 Hotel
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# IMPORTANT FOR STORYTELLERS
Your story must:
✅ Be a real story — something that actually happened
✅ Be told live — no reading
✅ Clearly connect to the theme: THE WORST DATE EVER
If it doesn't follow the theme or isn't a story, it won't be eligible for scoring.
# WANT TO TELL A STORY?
Here's how it works:
### DO
✅ Tell a real story — something that actually happened.
✅ Keep it between 5–7 minutes.
✅ If you go over, we'll flash a light.
✅ Make sure your story has a beginning, middle, and end.
✅ Give us stakes — why should we care?
✅ Be honest. Be vulnerable. Be real.
✅ Take us with you — let us experience the date with you.
### DON'T
❌ No essays, lectures, or philosophy speeches.
❌ No reading from notes or paper — speak from the heart.
❌ No complaining — shape it into a story with meaning.
❌ No stories that ignore the theme.
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# AFTER EACH STORY
Audience judges give a score.
At the end of the night, we crown the Story Slam winner.
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## NOT READY TO SHARE?
That's completely okay.
Grab a drink.
Settle in.
Listen closely.
Because chances are…
you've had a bad date too.
The date that started with promise and ended in disaster.
The person who looked amazing online but somehow seemed completely different in person.
The awkward first kiss.
The unbelievable excuse.
The mysterious disappearance.
The date where you realized within five minutes:
"This is going to be a long night."
Some dates are romantic.
Some are awkward.
Some are hilarious.
Some are painful.
And some are so spectacularly terrible…
they become stories you'll tell forever.
So come listen to the disasters, the red flags, the unexpected twists, the terrible decisions, and the dates that absolutely should never have happened.
Because sometimes…
the worst dates make the best stories.
🚪 DOORS OPEN:
7:00 PM
🎤 SHOW STARTS:
7:30 PM
See you there.
Come for the stories.
Stay for the drinks.
And leave knowing that whatever happened on your last date…
at least you didn't have to tell it on stage.
