Sunday Hills Ride/Why do I do this to myself?

Come and enjoy a ride that is here to challenge you and also to improve and to test your endurance. Come out and enjoy a beautiful Spring Day.
The weather should be, well who knows because the weather forecasters aren't smart enough to outwit a magic 8 ball.
This is not a social ride. This is a ride is meant to challenge you, and test your endurance.
Total distance should be 30 +/- miles
Ride with a faster paced group to make yourself stronger, Be encouraging and Enjoy the beautiful hills as you push yourself up and down hills and past fancy dressed turkeys. This is a ride for those looking for a challenge and to improve your speed.
Pace: This is a challenge ride
..... The pace will be about 16 – 20 miles per hour.
.......... You are expected to maintain this pace.
.......... There will be rest stops but few, very few.
Route: 30 +/- miles
..... The route will be starting at haystacks down sopac to spillway and immediately starting with Loving and the entire Hills route. This will include the long way around the lake back to Haystacks.
..... This is a no drop ride, however you need to do your best to maintain the pace that it set.
......We will push ourselves to get back @12:45-12:50 so we can restock on water and get the safety brief for Richards Sunday social ride.
Wheels down at 10:30 AM.
.......This is gonna be fun!!!!
.......You are required to tell jokes and smart-ass comments! Laugh at yourself and your pain to make the ride enjoyable as you push yourself beyond what you are used to.
.......Across from the Haystack and Barley Restaurant - Hillside Village.
Social activities after the Richard Sunday Social ride to include beverages and food.
Bring your helmet, plenty of water/rehydrating liquids, money, locks, yada, yada, yada!