Paranoia at [Redacted] > An ongoing fiasco... (Temporarily moved to Raven's Nest

Troubleshooters! The Friend Computer has a mission for you and your team. It has been carefully designed to ensure the maximum safety and satisfaction swell as a healthy dose of hygiene.

A ham sandwich must be [Redacted] while avoiding [Violet clearance only]. When finished report the outcome of [Redacted] to the Kill-bot located in sector (This sector no longer exists). Failure to complete this will result in immediate termination. Additionally ensure the safety of the someone who need not be obvious at the mission's outset but must be kept safe from harm. And as always Mandatory Fun is Mandatory.