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Grab your Santa costumes, It’s time for Detroit Santarchy! This is the most chaotic, hilarious, over-the-top holiday bar crawl of the season. Throw on your Santa suit, elf ears, reindeer onesie, or whatever festive madness you’ve got, and hit the town with us for a night of pure holiday mischief.
Tickets and location TBD - they will release this info after Thanksgiving
Expect big crowds, outrageous outfits, loud laughs, and the kind of night where you suddenly find yourself taking pictures with ten strangers dressed as off-brand Grinches. This is Detroit’s annual tradition of controlled holiday chaos, and it’s always a wild one.
We’ll start together, get our first drinks in, and then blend into the Santarchy flow as it moves from bar to bar. You can stay with the group, bounce around, or follow the crowd — the whole point is to just have fun and not take the night too seriously.
📅 Date: December 20, 2025
⏰ Time: 7 PM
📍 Starting Point: TBD - they haven't announced it yet but somewhere in Detroit
👗 Dress Code: Full holiday ridiculousness — Santa suits, elves, reindeer, candy canes, gingerbread, whatever. The louder and more festive, the better.
💸 Cost: Whatever you spend on drinks / snacks
🚗 Logistics: buses will be on a circuit so we don't have to walk or drive between bars
We did this last year and it was a BLAST. This was very much an over 40 crowd. Come ready to laugh, drink, wander, and make questionable holiday memories with a crowd that knows how to have a good time. 🎅🔥🍻